A Trip to the Seaside

The clattering of the coaches on the points
The whistle of the warning
The hoot of the horn
The whoo whoo of the whooper
The countryside shooting past faster than you can see it, “Which station was that?”


When will we get there?”
How much longer?”
The crush of people getting through the ticket barrier
The flood of people going down to the sea,
The chatter, chatter, laughter and chatter

Can I have an ice cream?”


The cries of the street-sellers
The stalls of stuff from China, Taiwan and Africa,
Neckerchiefs and necklaces,
Belts, blouses, bangles and beads,
Pushchairs, pails, pictures and postcards
Buckets, balls, biscuits and balloons
The bongo drums drumming and bonging

Can I have an ice cream?”

The screams and the laughs of the children
The music of the rides at the funfair
The carousel with the horses bobbing up and down,
to the sound of the fair-ground organ

Oh we do like to be beside the seaside.”
The girls and their lads crushing up together in the Waltzer

Can I have an ice cream?”


The gasps of the parents
The cockles and winkles at the stalls out-selling,
Jellied eels, dressed crab, and pickled herring,
Pizzas or paninis, chips or fries,
Burgers or baguettes, Beer or cider
Or may be it’s a glass of wine on the terrace with canapes

Can I have an ice cream?”


There’s a parade!! Well is it a children’s parade?
Or is it Gay Pride. Or is it the Veteran Car parade
or veteran buses or Harley Davidsons
or Minis or the annual twenty thousand bikers
or The Hare Krishna Cart Festival

Where’s the band?”
I can’t see, lift me up.”
Can I have an ice cream, please?”


Hire a deckchair for a fee,
Huddle behind a wind-break,
Have cup of coffee
and a slice of ginger cake.


The men snoring, sleeping off their lunchtime ale
The hats and caps for sale
The day’s mementoes - What a tale
Visit the aquarium and see the whale
The personal cartoon you’ll hate for ever
The huge soft toys now nor never

When can I have an ice cream?”

The joggers, the walkers,
roller-skaters, and runners,
strollers, and dog-walkers,
Mums pushing their push-chairs
Carers pushing their wheelchairs.


I want an ice cream. Mummy, mummy,
Can I have an ice cream, now.
Oh please mummy, please.”


Lifeguards in Spanish national colours, some in shorts,
Lifeguards wearing winter warmers, some putting sun-cream on,
Beach patrols in four wheel drive buggies,
Red and yellow flags, no one in the sea,


Watch the kite surfers scoot across the waves,
Launch themselves into the air
And the townies riding the water motor bikes
Watch the catamarans and racing dinghies
Watch the stately yachts sail past

A pot of tea for two, with pastries.”
Or is it pastramis,


The brass band playing on the band stand,
Long-forgotten hymns or strident martial music.
Towelling off and getting dressed
Forgetting to put the sun tan cream on
Looking like a lobster
Walking barefoot on hot pebbles


Kite flying; footballing;
Join in the volleyball
And cricket bat and ball.
Join in the fun, bring your own beach-ball
Your own beach games, so bring a ball,
There’s plenty of room for all.

Can I have an ice cream, mummy, please?”


A sudden rain shower everyone diving into
the nearest pub, cinema, restaurant,
or to a café for a bun with butter
May be to write a postcard or a letter,
Then it’s past, down to the beach. That’s better.
The water in the paddling pool isn’t any wetter.


Finally the trudge back up to the station
A pause for another beer or lager ration,
The wait, then sinking back with the rolling motion
Gently soothing with the after-sun lotion.

Mummy, mummy can we come again tomorrow?

© Cliff Jenkins 19th September 2009